1. If a starting pitcher allows five earned runs in six innings, it equates to a 7.50 ERA. There isn’t a person who should think that’s acceptable, especially if the pitcher is making roughly $800,000 per start. But there’s one.
“I thought he threw the ball great,” Aaron Boone said of Carlos Rodon’s disastrous start in Detroit, “I really did.”
2. Last week at Yankee Stadium, Zac Gallen (6.2 IP, 3 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 13 K) “threw the ball great.” Ex-Yankee Andrew Heaney on Sunday against the Yankees (7 IP, 5 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 1 BB, 10 K) “threw the ball great.” Tigers starter Casey Mize on Monday against the Yankees (6 IP, 4 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 3 BB, 6 K) “threw the ball great.” What Rodon did on Monday wasn’t “great.” It was abysmal. It was the type of performance Rodon has given as a Yankees more often than not.
3. “Look, he doesn’t get a call in that inning and makes the one mistake that turns into a three-run homer,” Boone said. “But really outside of that I thought he was excellent.”
Ah yes, outside of the three-run homer that decided the game, Rodon was excellent. Even if outside of the home run he allowed two other earned runs to score and an unearned one. Six runs and five earned in six innings: the definition of excellence.
4. The whining about the missed third strike call in the third inning is embarrassing. Rodon got countless fastballs outside the strike zone called in his favor early in the game. When he didn’t get a 3-2 pitch called his way in his third, it set up first and second with one out for the Tigers. (The 8- and 9-hitters were on first and second, both from walks.) Rodon bounced back to get the second out of the inning on a strikeout. He was one out away from getting out of the inning and couldn’t get it.
5. “We roll that Carlos every time,” Boone said, “we’re going to be in a good spot.”
If the Yankees allow a run per inning every start they’re going to be in a good spot? What? They did that on Monday and lost. They did it on Sunday and lost. They did it on Saturday and were fortunate the offense showed up.
6. “I thought he did a lot of really good things,” Boone said. “I thought he was in control of the game.”
Why was he in control? Because he had eight strikeouts in six innings against a weak offense? He certainly didn’t look in control when he walked the 8- and 9-hitters to start the Tigers’ third-inning rally. He didn’t look in control when he gave up the three-run home run to Andy Ibanez. He didn’t look in control when he walked the 8-hitter again in the fifth and allowed two runs to score immediately after the Yankees had gotten on the board.
In Rodon’s last start, we had to hear about how the rain and weather affected him, while Gallen tossed an all-time gem. Today, it was the wind chill impacting Rodon, while Mize continued to get out after out. There’s always an excuse with him. The weather, heckling fans, a mound visit he didn’t want, a pitch that didn’t get called his way.
7. Rodon was bad on Monday, which he usually is, but even if he had been better, it likely wouldn’t have mattered because a day after getting humiliated by Heaney in Pittsburgh, the offense gave themselves a day off in Detroit.
“I thought we were very close there to really putting together a couple of big innings,” Boone said of his offense as each delusional answer he provided Meredith Marakovits one-upped his previous one.
That will be a good name for the Boone autobiography about his time as Yankees manager whenever his time in the position ends (if it ever does).
“‘I Thought We Were Very Close:’ My Time as Yankees Manager” by Aaron Boone with Andy Martino, foreword by Brian Cashman.
8. Ben Rice reached base three times (but was also inexplicably picked off third), Aaron Judge had an RBI single and a walk and Paul Goldschmidt had two hits. Those were the offensive highlights. The Yankees had seven hits in the game and one for extra bases. Jazz Chisholm, Anthony Volpe and Austin Wells at 5-6-7 combined to go 1-for-12 with five strikeouts. Cody Bellinger continued his early-season failures with runners on and Oswaldo Cabrera went 0-for-4 after being bench the last two games following his three-hit game on Friday. Jasson Dominguez didn’t play because the only prospect to get to play every day from the moment he reached the league (despite horrific results) in this era has been Volpe.
9. The Yankees’ offense scored one run and the Tigers’ defense gave them another. They were shut down by Mize, and three relievers, with Tommy Kahnle being the last of those three. Sure enough, Kahnle pitched a 1-2-3 ninth to close out the game and striking out two, while successfully mixing his fastball and changeup, after only using his changeup for an extended period of time in October, which ultimately led to the Yankees’ demise in Game 5 of the World Series. A memorable performance on consecutive days for ex-Yankees Heaney, Kahnle, Dennis Santana, Caleb Ferguson and Isiah Kiner-Falefa.
10. The Yankees couldn’t hit Casey Mize and now they get to face the reigning AL Cy Young winner Tarik Skubal on Tuesday. Carlos Carrasco will go for the Yankees in what is the biggest discrepancy in starting pitching ability you can have in a matchup this season. Aside from the ninth inning on Sunday, the offense has taken the last two days off. It would be nice if it decides to return to work on Tuesday.