1. My only fear going into the series finale on Thursday was that Cam Schlittler might be so amped up for his first start at Fenway Park that he may overthrow early, walk a few batters and possibly leave one over the middle of the plate for the Red Sox to add to their league-worst team home run total. That fear was put to rest when Schlittler dominated the Red Sox early and continued to dominate them through eight innings of one-run ball with one mistake pitch mixed in.

“It was good. I don’t think emotions were too high,” Schlitter said.

2. However, another fear was created with Payton Tolle pitching like Brendan Fraser’s character Steve Nebraska from The Scout. In the movie, Nebraska famously threw a perfect game in the World Series, striking out all 27 batters and it looked like Tolle might do the same against the Yankees. Tolle wasn’t very good in limited major-league action last year and was pretty good, but nothing special in Triple-A this year. That seemingly didn’t matter as he struck out the side in the first inning, the first two batters in the second inning and the first batter in the third inning. He was doing to the Yankees what Schlittler did to the Red Sox in Game 3 of the Wild Card Series last October.

3. While Tolle was embarrassing the Yankees, the Red Sox took a 1-0 lead on an unearned run in the second after a Rosario throwing error. In the fourth, the Yankees loaded the bases with no outs for the 4-5-6 in the lineup, but unfortunately, the 4-5-6 in this one was Giancarlo Stanton who looked lost all game, Randal Grichuk and Trent Grisham. The trio left the bases loaded, failing to plate a single run.

The Yankees managed to tie the game in the next inning when Jazz Chisholm hooked his first home run of the season around the Pesky Pole in right field. (Chisholm also singled in his next at-bat. Maybe this is him finally joining the 2026 season? With the next six games indoors in Texas, the weather excuse is gone.) But in the bottom of the inning, Schlittler missed badly with a 1-2 pitch to Carlos Narvaez and Narvaez gave the Red Sox the lead again with the team’s 14th home run of the season. It’s always an ex-Yankee or someone previously in the Yankees’ system who seems to get the big hit against them.

4. In the seventh, the Yankees looked like they might repeat their leaving-the-bases-loaded act. With them loaded and one out, Austin Wells got ahead of Danny Coulombe 3-0. He took a strike and ripped a line drive foul to run the count full. Coulombe then left a sweeper over the heart of the plate, but Wells waved through it for the second out. With Rosario due up, Alex Cora went to former Yankee and right-hander Greg Weissert and Aaron Boone countered with Cody Bellinger off the bench, Bellinger got ahead 2-0, and took a middle-middle sinker for a strike. Weissert came back with a four-seamer up in the zone and Bellinger lined it to left field to score two and give the Yankees a 3-2 lead. Aaron Judge followed with an RBI single to make it 4-2, and that’s how this one stayed.

5. For as good as Tolle looked, Schlittler outlasted him by two innings. Sure, Tolle struck out 11 to Schlittler’s five, but Schlittler gave the Yankees two more innings and allowed the same amount of earned runs in the game (1). Schlittler was able to to hand the ball off to David Bender to close the game out, while Tolle forced the Red Sox use four relievers to get through three innings and they blew the lead and the game.

“He’s just getting really, really good out there,” Boone said. “That’s an ace-like performance.”

He’s already really, really good, Boone. He has a 1.77 ERA and 41 strikeouts to four walks in 35 2/3 innings. He is your ace.

6. It’s always enjoyable to beat the Red Sox, so when the Yankees sweep them at Fenway Park it’s an indescribable high. The Red Sox scored three runs in the series: one on a single following a defensive indifference, one after an error on a throw that should have ended the inning and a solo home run. I don’t care if the Red Sox suck, if their entire lineup lacks a single star, that they are in last place and headed nowhere and couldn’t even sell out two of three home games against the Yankees. I used to pay hundreds of dollars for standing room tickets to sit in awful obstructed view seats for Yankees-Red Sox at Fenway Park. The fact that two games in this series weren’t sellouts is disturbing. At least the Fenway crowd got their “YANKEES SUCK” chants in as they fell to seven games under .500.

7. A six-game winning streak is a six-game winning streak, but these six wins came against the Royals and Red Sox, the two worst offenses in the AL. The Yankees swept the Red Sox, but also scored 12 runs in three games in hitter-friendly Fenway Park. The bottom of the lineup remains a disaster and the top of the lineup seems to never be clicking at the same time. Tuesday’s offense was Stanton, Wednesday’s was Amed Rosario and Thursday’s was primarily Bellinger’s pinch-hit single. I expect more from the offense in Houston because the Astros have the worst team ERA (5.81) in the majors, which is why they are 10-16 and the third straight last-place team the Yankees will face. The reason their last-place record isn’t worse is because they have an AL-best team OPS of .783. They can mash.

8. Yordan Alvarez, especially, can mash. It’s going to be nearly impossible to keep him from doing damage unless you pitch around him or throw up four fingers, which I’m fine with. Throw up four fingers every time he comes up and let someone else beat you. Do to another superstar what the opposition has done to Judge in recent years. Don’t let the league leader in hits, home runs, RBIs, batting average, on-base percentage, slugging percentage, OPS, OPS+ and total bases beat you.

9. The Yankees will face three righties this weekend, so that means no Paul Goldschmidt or Randal Grichuk. It will be interesting to see what Boone does at third base. I bet he gives Ryan McMahon the start on Friday and then goes from there the next two days based on how McMahon looks on Friday. There’s a chance Anthony Volpe joins the Yankees after this series, which means someone (likely Grichuk due to money owed and reputation within the team) is going to lose their roster spot. We may have already seen Grichuk’s last at-bat as a Yankee.

10. It will be Will Warren against Lance McCullers Jr. on Friday. Warren pitched well in his last start, but that came against the Royals. The Astros will be the best offense Warren has faced this season and could be the best one he faces all season.

McCullers Jr. has been very bad this season, pitching to a 6.20 ERA in four starts. He had a 6.51 ERA last season after missing all of 2023 and 2024 with injuries. The last time McCullers Jr. was himself was back in 2022, four years ago. But for as bad as he has been, I only think of McCullers Jr. as the kid throwing breaking ball after breaking ball in Game 7 of the 2017 ALCS to stifle the Yankees.

1. I will never not enjoy a Yankees win over the Red Sox, but wow, these Red Sox suck. It’s sad, really. Not sad in the sense that I feel bad for them, but more sad in the sense that they are a disgrace and have ruined the rivalry. Their lineup is anchored by Trevor Story and, I guess, Wilyer Abreu? Their ace leads the league in earned runs allowed and hit by pitches. There is no one on the injured list they’re waiting for to return. They are outside the top 10 in payroll, behind teams like the Tigers and the small-market Padres and their fans have been chanting “SELL THE TEAM” to the owner who ended their 86-year championship drought. Don’t get me wrong, it’s been glorious to watch their demise, but Yankees-Red Sox certainly doesn’t feel like Yankees-Red Sox when my biggest fear as a Yankees fan is that the Red Sox’ offense will draw a couple of walks and follow them up with multiple seeing-eye singles through the infield to score runs.

2. The humiliation of getting completely shut down by Luis Gil (whose velocity was down on his fastball and the break on his off-speed pitches was in decline on Tuesday as he only got three swings-and-misses) was followed by Max Fried dominating the Red Sox for eight shutout innings without nearly his best stuff. Fried was so off on Wednesday that he resorted to pitching out of the stretch for most of the game because of a lack of command out of the windup. He still managed to get through eight scoreless on 100 pitches with nine strikeouts.

3. “Playing the Red Sox is always a little different, there’s a little bit more of an intensity to it,” Fried said. “We want to play our brand of baseball to try to win as many games as we possibly can.”

Last season, the Yankees started 1-8 against the Red Sox and finished 4-9. Their play against the Red Sox (and the Blue Jays) is the reason they lost out on winning the division, forcing them to play in the Wild Card Series and forcing Fried to start Game 1 of the Wild Card Series on extra rest instead of Game 1 of the ALDS on extra, extra rest. In the last two nights, the Yankees have as many wins against the Red Sox as they had in their first 10 games against them last season.

4. Fried taking care of business against the Red Sox is how I expect him to take care of business against arguably the weakest lineup in the league. The only team with less runs scored in the AL is the Royals, but at least they have Bobby Witt Jr., Maikel Garcia, Vinnie Pasquantino and the chance Salvador Perez will run into one every once in a while. The Red Sox have hit 13 home runs in 24 games, four fewer than Aaron Judge and Ben Rice have combined.

5. The old adage that a game is never over at Fenway Park until the final out has been destroyed by this Red Sox team. Wednesday’s game was over in the first inning after Amed Rosario connected for a three-run blast over the Green Monster. It was going to take the Red Sox stringing together a lot of hits to score three runs off Fried, which they never did.

“He’s had some huge, huge games for us,” Giancarlo Stanton said of Rosario. “He directly gave us some wins.”

Rosario is single-handedly responsible for the April 7 win over the Athletics and now the April 22 win over the Red Sox, at least from an offensive perspective.

6. It’s a good thing Rosario sent that ball to the moon because the Yankees didn’t do much after that, scoring just one run over the final 8 1/3 innings. Rosario drove in a fourth run with a sacrifice fly in the third and that was it. A night after Stanton was responsible for three of the Yankees’ four runs, Rosario was responsible for all four. Rosario 4, Red Sox 1.

Paul Goldschmidt was back in the lineup against a lefty starter batting leadoff, but went 0-for-4 with two strikeouts. Judge had a single and two walks. Cody Bellinger went 0-for-4 with a strikeout. Stanton had a pair of doubles. Randal Grichuk and Jose Caballero each had a single. Jazz Chisholm had another 0-for-4 night and Austin Wells another 0-for-3. Ben Rice, Trent Grisham and Ryan McMahon all went hitless as well, going 0-for-4 with three strikeouts.

7. Everything is great when the starting pitching is as good as it has been of late, but not every opponent is going to be the Royals and Red Sox, again the two worst offenses in the AL. The bottom half of the order needs to start doing something, anything, especially Chisholm who is as close to reaching a 50/50 season on the home run side as you and me are. For as rough as Chisholm’s start to last season seemed to be through April, he still had three doubles and seven home runs to go with his abysmal .181/.304/.410 slash line. As of now, Chisholm has five doubles, no home runs and is at .173/.264/.235. Every Yankee other than McMahon has a higher OPS+ than Chisholm, but at least McMahon won them the game last Friday against the Royals. Chisholm has done nothing, other than make excuses about the weather (and then not hit in Tampa or when it was 85 degrees every day during the Angels series), wrongly challenge called strikes and pop up balls in the infield.

8. It seems like Grichuk is going to be the one to lose his roster spot when Anthony Volpe returns, but I’m not so sure it shouldn’t be Goldschmidt. Obviously, Goldschmidt is a borderline Hall of Famer, was a Yankee last year and is making $4 million to Grichuk’s $2.5 million, but Goldschmidt plays one position, doesn’t play it nearly as well as he once did and his season to date has been one three-run home run off of George Kirby three weeks ago. After starting out 0-for-13 with a walk, Grichuk is 5-for-13 with three doubles in his last five games. His at-bats look improved and he’s hitting the ball hard. Goldschmidt was washed after last April and aside from his 10-pitch at-bat against Ranger Suarez to lead off Wednesday’s game (which resulted in an out), he’s been so bad since his home run in Seattle. Grichuk will get picked up by another team if his Yankees tenure comes to an end when Volpe is back. Goldschmidt won’t play Major League Baseball again, just like the Yankees’ last failed, veteran first baseman signing.

9. The Red Sox couldn’t score against Gil and couldn’t do anything against Fried and now they will face Cam Schlittler who shut them down in the win-or-go-home Game 3 in the Wild Card Series. There’s a chance Schlittler overthrows early on Thursday night with how pumped up he will be to face the Red Sox again, given everything that has gone on with their fan base against him on social media over the last six months, but even if he does, I can’t envision the Red Sox getting to him. The Red Sox will counter with Payon Tolle, a 23-year-old left-hander who has been in Triple-A this season. In 16 1/3 innings in the majors last season, Tolle allowed 26 baserunners and five home runs and pitched to a 6.06 ERA.

10. This is the lineup the Yankees should deploy in the series finale:

Amed Rosario, 3B
Aaron Judge, RF
Cody Bellinger, CF
Giancarlo Stanton, DH
Ben Rice, 1B
Randal Grichuk, LF
Jazz Chisholm, 2B
Jose Caballero, SS
Austin Wells, C

Give me that lineup, give me a third straight dominant starting pitching performance and give me a three-game sweep of the Red Sox heading into the weekend.

1. I wasn’t worried about Giancarlo Stanton hitting on Tuesday night even though he had been in a horrific slump overall, including 0-for-17 against left-handed pitching this season. When the games are big and the crowds are bigger and the atmosphere is more pressurized, that’s when Stanton is at his best. To no surprise, he led the Yankees to a 4-0 win over the Red Sox in the series opener. Stanton has always hit well against the Red Sox, just like he has always hit well in the postseason. The bigger the game, the better ‘Big G’ is.

“It’s always a fun rivalry game,” Stanton said. “And you’ve got to raise your game in those types of situations.”

2. Stanton went 2-for-4 in the game with a double, a home run, three RBIs and was robbed of a second double by Ceddane Rafaela. Stanton had been 8-for-55 with one double, one home run and a .448 OPS in April until last night. And because Stanton is as streaky as it gets in the game, you can expect it to continue in Boston (and hopefully throughout the road trip).

3. This is what the offense should look like. Stanton carries them one game, Aaron Judge another, Ben Rice another and so on with everyone else having their moments in between. What can’t happen is what happened against the Athletics and Rays where the entire lineup disappears for days at a time. One or two top-half-of-the-lineup bats need to always be producing for the team to have a chance with how weak the bottom half is.

4. It’s been a long time since Luis Gil was good, except when he faces the Red Sox. Even when Gil can’t be trusted to throw five good innings, he can always be trusted to shut down the Red Sox. Gil entered his start on Tuesday with a 0.99 ERA across 27 1/3 innings in five career starts against the Red Sox and then threw 6 1/3 scoreless in his sixth and latest start.

5. “Hopefully that’s something he builds on,” Boone said, “because we know how good he can be when he’s right.”

I don’t know that Gil will “build on” the performance since he still doesn’t seem to know where the ball is going once it leaves his hand. His success on Tuesday came from the Red Sox being so bad, more than him being good. He only struck out two and was effectively wild enough to keep the Red Sox off balance. Most major-league starters are going to have success against a lineup that has Masataka Yoshida batting third.

6. Every time Tim Hill enters a game and gets a few ground balls and makes lefties look foolish I immediately begin to think about Boone going to Nestor Cortes over Hill in Game 1 of the 2024 World Series. Hill has been exceptional this season with one earned run and no walks allowed in 10 innings. He needed just 10 pitches to get the Yankees out of the eighth inning after needing just eight to get through his last appearance six days prior. He’s the most trustworthy reliever the Yankees have.

7. Brent Headrick has increased his level of trustworthiness though and had another strong outing in this one. David Bednar looks like a completely different pitcher when he has some rest, which he didn’t have for most of the first few weeks of the season coming off the World Baseball Classic and then being thrown into so many close and one-run games immediately.

8. Ben Rice was allowed to start against a lefty again and hit third, but was the only Yankees starter to not reach base. Rice went 0-for-4 with four strikeouts, but got screwed on a few outside pitches called strikes he was unable to challenge because Aaron Judge and Jose Caballero blew the Yankees’ challenges on ill-advised challenges. Caballero and Jazz Chisholm should be banned from challenging pitches.

9. I don’t want Rice to sit ever and because I never want Rice to sit, there’s no place for Paul Goldschmidt on the Yankees, just like there wasn’t before they unnecessarily re-signed him. Goldschmidt should only play against lefties, but that means either Rice or Stanton doesn’t play. And if Goldschmidt isn’t going to play against lefties, he has no role. Goldschmidt is 3-for-20 on the season (his one important hit came against a righty in George Kirby in Seattle) and has started once in the last four games with all four games against lefties.

10. It will be Max Fried against Ranger Suarez on Wednesday. I was unhappy when the Red Sox signed Suarez because I envisioned him doing to the Yankees what lefties have done to the Yankees this season prior to the last three games. I expect Fried to pitch well because the Red Sox’ offense is abysmal and because the Yankees have lost his last three starts with his last win coming on March 31. He will need to pitch well with how well Suarez has pitched in his last two starts (14 shutout innings). For the Yankees to extend their winning streak to five they will need to win a fourth straight game started by a lefty.

1. You know what I want on Thursday afternoon? I want Fried to go out and pitch seven-plus dominant innings, the offense to put up five-plus runs and a nice, clean, easy win to end this series and send Yankees fans into the weekend happy. Remember nice, clean, easy wins? The Yankees haven’t had one since the home opener back on April 3 against the Marlins. And after these last two weeks, April 3 feels like it was from a different season.

That’s how I ended yesterday’s Thoughts: wishing for a nice, clean, easy win to end the series against the Angels. What did I get in return? Max Fried’s shortest outing of the season (5 1/3 innings) as the ace failed to go at least 6 1/3 innings for the first time, another blown lead to the Angels, another dismal offensive performance, another bullpen implosion and another loss.

2. “We obviously haven’t been playing to our standards, but we know the kind of club that we are, especially the way we started off,” Fried said. “That standard that we have, we’re going to get back to it.”

The Yankees have now lost Fried’s last three starts as he couldn’t make a one-run lead stand up for the second straight start. Fernando Cruz couldn’t strand the baserunners he inherited from Fried, Angel Chivilli proved why the Rockies were willing to part with a 23-year-old with his velocity and Ryan Yarbrough got blasted for four earned runs in 2 1/3 innings.

The offense decided to take another day off as they have nearly every day for the last two weeks. Aaron Judge provided a solo home run in the first, Giancarlo Stanton crushed a two-run home run in the third and Ben Rice hit a solo home run in the sixth and that was the entirety of the Yankees’ offense as they were outhit for the 10th time in their last 12 games, falling to 4-8 in that span.

3. When Aaron Boone’s daily plan of getting seven innings from his starter or a bunch of three-run home runs from his offense failed once again, he turned to the only move he knows: getting ejected. The Yankees were already trailing by three runs and the balk call had no impact on the game, but Boone needed to hang his hat on something.

Boone called the 2025 Yankees “the best team” he has had as manager of the Yankees. Yes, he thought the “best team” he had was the one that had to play in the Wild Card Series and lost in four games in humiliating fashion in the ALDS. Not the 2024 team that featured Juan Soto and went to the World Series or the 2019 team that won 103 games. So if Boone believes the 2025 team was his best team and the Yankees ran it back this season with the same roster then that means he feels the 2026 team is also the best team he has been given to manage. At 10-8 with losses in eight of 12, a struggling offense, a top-heavy rotation and a bullpen full of fringe major leaguers, things aren’t going so well.

4. The Law of Ex-Yankees was on peak display this week as Oswald Peraza returned to beat up on his former team. Peraza hit a first-inning, two-run home run off of Fried and hit a game-tying double in the sixth inning. He went 5-for-10 in the series with a double, two home runs, four RBIs, two walks and two stolen bases. It may take his replacement Ryan McMahon until the Fourth of July to achieve those stats.

“He looked like what we were excited about several years ago,” Boone said. “He absolutely hurt us.”

It’s possible it was just one series for Peraza, but it’s also possible he has figured it out and put it together in his age 25 season. With the Yankees, he was never given consistent playing time, was asked to play three different positions, and unfortunately, wasn’t born in New York City and raised in New Jersey as the organization’s Golden Boy Anthony Volpe was. Could you imagine if Volpe had the kind of series Peraza just had against any team? His eventual place in Monument Park would already be roped off.

5. Volpe started his rehab assignment in Double-A and he’s 1-for-5 with three strikeouts, so he’s right on track. Meanwhile, George Lombard Jr., who is Yankees fans’ way out of the Volpe experience is hitting .415/.478/.707 in Double-A with eight extra-base hits in 10 games. Lombard will turn 21 in June and then he will be the same age Volpe was when the Yankees made him their everyday shortstop despite having only played 22 games at Triple-A with just a .718 OPS there. Here’s to hoping Peraza goes on to have an awesome career and that Lombard Jr. is the real deal and the future at shortstop for the Yankees.

6. If it’s true that Judge is responsible for the in-between-every-pitch music and sound effects at Yankee Stadium then it tops his postseason performances, dropping the ball in Game 5 of the World Series and continuing to vouch for Boone as manager as the worst thing he has done in his career. The Stadium music and sound effects have ruined attending games. You can’t hear the person next to you, kids are covering their ears and I can’t imagine any elderly person enjoys it. I can’t imagine anyone enjoys it, other than Judge who wants Yankee Stadium to present a preposterous NBA atmosphere where music is played while the play is going on. Does anyone really want to hear the Backstreet Boys shouting “EVERYBODY! YEAHHHH! ROCK YOUR BODY! YEAHHHH!” while Trent Grisham waits for a 2-2 pitch?

7. Next up is a three-game series with the Royals, who are off to a horrendous 7-12 start, so for them, they are coming to the right place at the right time. Need to get your season on track? Come play the Yankees! The Yankees launched a five-game winning streak for the Athletics, a six-game winning streak for the Rays and let the Angels achieve a .500 record through 20 games, which is like winning the pennant in Anaheim.

8. The Royals have one player with an OPS above .747 and that’s their 9-hitter Kyle Isbel (.822) who famously hit the ball that was wind-aided in the Yankees’ favor to prevent Gerrit Cole from blowing Game 4 of the 2024 ALDS. Maikel Garcia is at .747 and Bobby Witt Jr. is a miserable .709 with no home runs this season. No home runs, Bobby? No problem! The Yankees just set a franchise record against the Angels for the most home runs allowed in a series, so the player who many believe can stop Judge’s MVP run is coming to the right place to fix his season.

9. The Royals arrive in the Bronx riding a four-game losing streak after being swept by the Tigers. The Royals can’t hit. Only the White Sox have scored fewer runs than the Royals in the AL this season. They can pitch though and that’s what scares me about this series because the Angels’ pitching is a laughingstock aside from Jose Soriano, and the Yankees missed facing Soriano in a four-game series and still had trouble scoring against the Angels outside of Monday’s 10-run outburst.

10. It will be Cam Schlittler against Michael Wacha on Friday. No Royal has ever faced Schlittler. The Yankees have seen Wacha a lot from his time in the AL East the numbers are ugly. No Yankee has an OPS higher than .778 against Wacha and Judge has a .393 OPS against him without a home run. On Saturday and Sunday, the Yankees will face back-to-back lefties, so get ready for a weekend full of Ben Rice sitting on the bench, Jazz Chisholm flailing at sliders low and away and Randal Grichuk enhancing his case to be designated for assignment the second a roster spot is needed.

1. After overcoming a two-run deficit to beat the Angels on Monday, the Yankees overcame a one-run deficit to beat the Angels on Wednesday for their second walk-off win in three games. A win is a win, but the reason the Yankees were trailing in those two games (and were shut down in the other game in the series) remains a disturbing trend for the Run It Back Bombers (who no longer hit bombs).

2. Again, a win is a win, and the Yankees need as many as they can get right now and all season. Their opportunity to build a massive early-season lead in the division when they were 8-2 has been destroyed and now they need to survive the muck and cluster that is the AL East. The entire division is separated by 3 1/2 games now and they are 0-3 in the division, which is reminiscent of how they played against the division last season.

3. “It’s a grind for us right now,” Aaron Boone said. “But I felt like there were a lot of tough, winning things that happened tonight for us.”

I’m not sure what “winning things” Boone is talking about? The Yankees scored three runs in the first two innings and didn’t score again until the ninth and needed the left side of the Angels’ infield to not catch a routine pop-up to give them a chance to win. Luis Gil blew a three-run lead and the offense let the starter with the highest ERA among all starters with at least 100 innings pitched from last season go 6 2/3 innings against them. But sure, “a lot of tough, winning things” happened!

4. Amed Rosario and Jordan Romano have single-handedly kept the last nearly two weeks from catastrophe. Here are the Yankees’ last 10 games:

April 5: Blow three-run lead with Max Fried on the mound for a loss
April 7: Rosario hits two home runs to carry offense
April 8: One hit over the final eight innings in a loss
April 9: One-hit for the game in a loss
April 10: Blow early two-run lead in a loss
April 11: Blow three different leads in a loss
April 12: One-hit through first six innings in a loss
April 13: Blow three different leads, thankfully Romano blows the game
April 14: Two-hit over the first seven innings in a loss
April 15: Blow three-run lead, thankfully Romano blows the game

The only thing standing between the Yankees and an eight-game losing streak is Romano. The only things standing between them and a 10-game losing streak are Romano and Rosario. There haven’t been signs of “tough” things or “winning things” from the Yankees of late and there certainly weren’t on Wednesday.

5. The offense remains the team’s biggest problem, but then again, who could have seen this coming? Who could have imagined Trent Grisham wouldn’t replicate his one outlier season and that Jazz Chisholm playing for a contract wouldn’t crumble and that Austin Wells wouldn’t take the next step in his development and that a bunch of right-handed bench bats who are grateful to still be in the majors wouldn’t turn back the clock? No one could have imagined any of this.

6. Aside from Ben Rice’s stunning .333 batting average, Giancarlo Stanton is the next highest at .274 as he’s in a 4-for-33 slump and still sitting on one home run for the season. There are eight Yankees hitting .191 or below and seven Yankees have an OPS below .652. Chisholm used the “It’s cold” excuse for his disastrous start last week, but since they the Yankees have played indoors in Tampa and in mid-80s weather in the Bronx and he’s still not hitting.

7. The Yankees were outhit again (7-6). Since April 3, the Yankees have been outhit in nine of 11 games. They outhit the Angels on Monday and were tied in hits with the Marlins on Easter. Giancarlo Stanton went 0-for-4 with three strikeouts. His OPS is down to .709 and he’s still sitting on one home run, so I guess it’s true that poor hitting is contagious. Ryan McMahon also put up another 0-for as his OPS is down to an impossible .379.

8. The bullpen combination of Tim Hill, Fernando Cruz, Brent Headrick and David Bednar threw four scoreless innings after Gil laid another egg. Gil either throws non-competitive pitches outside the strike zone for easy takes or throws the ball over the heart of the plate. He couldn’t hold a three-run lead and allowed three home runs. For a pitcher whose career has been marred by injuries and a high walk rate, it’s still amazing the Yankees didn’t move him after his 2024 Rookie of the Year campaign when they needed offense and when his stock would never be higher.

9. The only good thing about Gil starting is it means Fried starts the next game. And after watching Will Warren fail to get through four innings with a four-run lead on Monday, Ryan Weathers get blasted for back-to-back-to-back home runs in the first inning on Tuesday and Luis Gil blow a three-run lead on Wednesday, I desperately need to watch a Fried start. The Yankees desperately need a Fried start.

10. You know what I want on Thursday afternoon? I want Fried to go out and pitch seven-plus dominant innings, the offense to put up five-plus runs and a nice, clean, easy win to end this series and send Yankees fans into the weekend happy. Remember nice, clean, easy wins? The Yankees haven’t had one since the home opener back on April 3 against the Marlins. And after these last two weeks, April 3 feels like it was from a different season.