The Yankees had an opportunity to win all three games against the Rays at Tropicana Field over the weekend. Instead, they won one and their deficit in the AL East is up to 10 games.

Here are 10 thoughts on the Yankees.

1. If you’re a Yankees fan who values your health and well-being, stop watching this 2023 team right now. Just walk away from this miserable roster, moronic management and clueless front office and enjoy life. Write down a list of things you wish to learn or achieve and take action. Always wanted to learn how to play a specific instrument? Well, 7 to 10 p.m. just opened up for the next five months on your calendar.

The 2023 Yankees are truly awful. Their wins are painful to acquire and their losses are excruciating to sit through. There’s very little to be excited about when watching the team, and when Aaron Judge isn’t playing there’s basically nothing to be excited about. (This is exactly why Hal Steinbrenner had to write Judge a blank check in free agency. He’s the only marketable everyday player on the team, and likely the only thing from keeping a faction of Yankees fans from learning guitar or piano instead of consuming Yankees baseball for the rest of 2023.)

2. This weekend was a chance for the Yankees to begin chipping away at the Rays’ seemingly insurmountable lead. A Rays sweep would end the Yankees’ division chances and a Rays series win would keep those chances on life support. But a Yankees series win would begin the chipping away process and a Yankees sweep (while improbable) could potentially turn this dismal season to date around. Aaron Boone made sure a Yankees sweep would stay improbable in the first game of the series.

3. The Yankees overcame an early 4-0 deficit on Friday night to tie the game with a four-run sixth. The game would be come a battle of the bullpens, and with the Yankees having yet to use an elite reliever, Boone decided he still wasn’t going to.

With the game tied at 4 and headed to the bottom of the sixth, Boone decided he would try to steal some outs since that always seem to work out well. Rather than recognize his offense just pulled off their biggest comeback of the season by scoring four runs in an inning when they typically score four runs total over three games, Boone let Albert Abreu face the first batter of the inning. Abreu got an out on deep fly ball, Boone figured he had played with fire long enough and removed Abreu for Ian Hamilton. Hamilton got the last two outs of the inning.

4. Then in the seventh, Boone went to Jimmy Cordero, who is this season’s inexplicable member of Boone’s inner circle of trusted relievers. Cordero isn’t bad. He doesn’t suck like Abreu, but he’s not Wandy Peralta or Ron Marinaccio or even Clay Holmes. And he’s certainly not Michael King. King was also warming up alongside Cordero, but Boone decided Cordero would be better suited to face a Rays order as it turned over. It worked about as well as you would expect.

Cordero walked 9-hitter Jose Siri on five pitches, and with one out, gave up a “double” to Wander Franco. The “double” was a catchable ball that Jake Bauers misplayed because he’s a first baseman the Yankees have playing left field. After the double, which gave the Rays the lead again, Boone then decided to go to the Yankees’ best reliever in King. King, of course, retired the next two batters on seven pitches.

I wish this were a one-time occurrence where Boone failed to use his best reliever (or even one of his best relievers) when the game was tied only to use him once the Yankees trailed. If King was available to pitch in the inning, why didn’t he start the inning? It’s the same reason Abreu was used for one batter in the previous inning: trying to steal outs. Trying to steal outs in the biggest game of the season to date. The Yankees would lose by one: the run Cordero allowed.

5. The following afternoon, the Yankees dug themselves a first-inning, two-run hole. Not scoring first in any game isn’t great for the old win probability. Not scoring first against the Rays is essentially a guaranteed loss.

Thankfully, Saturday happened to be one of the rare occasions when scoring first for the Rays didn’t work out for them. The Yankees battled back for three runs in the eighth and the bullpen held with Holmes against the heart of the order in the bottom of the eighth and Hamilton against the bottom of the order in the ninth. Why wasn’t King used? Because when Boone uses King, he only uses him for multiple innings, and then he’s not allowed to pitch the following day. So Boone’s decision to burn King with the Yankees trailing on Friday took him out of the equation on Saturday. Fortunately, Holmes and Hamilton got the job done.

Then there was Sunday.

6. The Yankees had split the first two games of the series, which was a welcome surprise. Not only that, but they had nearly beaten the Rays in a game they trailed by four runs and only lost because of the incompetence of their own manager (going to Cordero over King) and the incompetence of their own front office (constructing a roster so poorly that a first baseman is forced to play the outfield). Then the Yankees were able to beat the best team in baseball despite Domingo German starting, despite being down two runs in the first inning and despite Boone making King unavailable. With Gerrit Cole on the mound on Sunday, the Yankees would have a chance to win a series against the Rays, take off a game standings from when they arrived in Tampa on Friday, be winners of four of their last six and two straight series, and feel good about being able to beat up on an A’s team this week that is on pace to be the worst team in baseball history.

7. The Yankees led 3-0 after three, 5-0 after four and 6-0 going into the bottom of the fifth. That inning, Cole retired Christan Bethancourt with a strikeout to begin the frame before Siri took him deep. Solo home run? First home run allowed of the season? In a six-run game? Whatever. That’s what I thought and that’s likely what Cole was thinknig.

Then Yandy Diaz singled. Then Wander Franco singled and Diaz scored when Gleyber Torres threw the ball away (a ball Oswaldo Cabrera should have caught). The Yankees’ lead was trimmed to 6-2, but Cole struck out the Rays’ 3- and 4-hitters to end the inning. OK, a solo home run and a run that only scored because of an error? He did strike out the side in the inning. No worries. That’s what I thought. I should have been worried though. It’s the Boone Yankees, it’s the 2023 Yankees, it’s Cole against the Rays, it’s Cole in a big game (as big a game as a game on May 7 could be). I should have been very worried.

The Yankees left two on in the sixth and this how Cole’s sixth went: double, double, walk, home run. Six-run lead gone. Tie game.

It was shocking. Shocking because Cole had completely unraveled and shocking because Boone let it happen. This is the result of each of the final nine batters Cole faced:

Home run
Single
Single
Strikeout
Strikeout
Double
Double
Walk
Home run

8. By the time Bethancourt (the Rays’ 8-hitter) hit the game-tying, three-run home run, Cole had nothing left. He was yanking every fastball in the dirt and when he had to come in the zone, it would be middle-middle cement mixer. He should have been removed after the back-to-back doubles on four pitches to begin the inning, but the walk was the sign of all signs that he was finished.

Not for Boone, whose lack of feeling for the game in front of him is unrivaled. Boone was going to let Cole pitch until the lead was completely gone, and he did just that. “Small Game” Gerrit showed up at the worst possible time, and his manager was happy to take the steering wheel and drive the game right off a cliff.

The Rays took the lead that inning, but the Yankees offense managed to tie the game at 7 the following inning. The Yankees had now scored three days worth of runs in seven innings and yet were tied in a game Cole started. The problem was Kevin Cash had yet to utilize his big arms in the bullpen and once he did, it would only be batter of time until the Rays won. Once the game went to the 10th and the Yankees didn’t score in their half and Boone sent out Abreu with the automatic runner on second and no outs, the game was over. Sure enough, six Abreu pitches later, the game was over.

9. The weekend was a missed opportunity. A missed opportunity to cut a game off the Rays’ lead. A missed opportunity to create the idea the Yankees can hang around in the division race until they get healthy (if they get healthy). The Yankees are now 10 games back and with only 10 games remaining against the Rays, unless the Yankees get every single injured player back and playing to the best of their abilities by Thursday night, all the Rays have to do is win two of four next weekend to eliminate the Yankees from the AL East.

10. Before the Yankees play the Rays, they will host the A’s (who again are on pace to the worst team in the history of Major League Baseball). The Yankees can’t just win the series against the Rays, they need to sweep the A’s, because that’s what the Rays did in their three-game series against them earlier this season. The Rays swept the A’s and outscored them 31-5 in the three games. I don’t expect the Yankees to outscore anyone like that (even the A’s), but I do expect three wins.

If the Yankees want to pull off a miracle in the division, they need to match what the Ryas do against their opponents, and then in their remaining 10 games against the Rays, play them better than they did this past weekend. I don’t expect it to happen, that’s just what needs to happen if the Yankees believe they can still win the division.

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The Yankees finally won a series. They beat the Guardians on Tuesday and Wednesday to take two of three for their first series win in more than two weeks.

Here are 10 thoughts on the Yankees.

1. The Yankees’ 2023 Injury Excuse Tour has started and it’s full steam ahead.

Beginning in the first inning of Tuesday’s game, YES had graphics ready to air to display the Yankees’ injuries. Michael Kay was quick to mention “Thirteen members of the expected 26-man roster are on the injured list.” He and Paul O’Neill didn’t let up. For multiple innings the two opined on all of the team’s injuries. “I can’t explain it,” O’Neill said. Well, I can, Paul.

Aside from Oswald Peraza’s awkward slide on a steal attempt and Harrison Bader colliding with Isiah-Kiner Falefa — both of which didn’t occur until Wednesday night — the Yankees aren’t suffering from freak, unavoidable injuries. (If the Yankees don’t play an infielder in left field, Bader doesn’t get hurt.) The roster is a collection of oft-injured players and pitchers who are unsurprisingly hurt. There’s nothing rare about Giancarlo Stanton being on the IL. There’s nothing unusual about Carlos Rodon, Luis Severino and Jonathan Loaisiga not being able to pitch for a significant portion of the season. There’s nothing odd about Bader missing the first month of the season or Josh Donaldson being out for (at least) a month of his own. Up until last year, Aaron Judge was a frequent visitor to the IL, and now he’s there again. All of these names have pasts that are riddled with injuries and lengthy IL stays. That they are experiencing or have experienced injuries in 2023 isn’t uncommon, it’s the norm and it should be expected. Wait until Anthony Rizzo’s annual back flare-up comes or when DJ LeMahieu tweaks something (he has already missed a few games but avoided an IL stint this year) or Nestor Cortes has a soft tissue problem.

The idea the Yankees were good enough before half of their expected roster went on the IL is offensive to Yankees fans. The team’s ceiling if everyone stayed healthy was going to be an ALCS loss to the Astros, and their floor was going to be a chaotic mess. This is the floor in which Kiner-Falefa is somehow an everyday outfielder, Aaron Hicks is still moping around on the active roster and Jake Bauers and Franchy Cordero are middle-of-the-order bats. No one from the organization seems to be talking about how the roster was constructed, just that the roster is injured.

2. The next performance on the Injury Excuse Tour belonged to Brian Cashman.

There are a handful of times Cashman makes himself available to the media throughout the season. There’s his spring training “State of the Franchise” session. There’s his post-deadline “evaluation of all the guys he traded for who will be busts as Yankees” conference. Then there’s his early postseason exit press conference a week after the Yankees are eliminated when he praises the job his manager did and kisses ownership’s ass about the financial commitment they have made to the team as if it’s a charitable, nonprofit organization.

It takes a lot for Cashman to come down from his office where he’s tirelessly working on his next deal for a controllable starter who will fail miserably in pinstripes. The first five weeks of the season certainly qualify as “a lot” and enough for Cashman to show his face publicly. In textbook damage control fashion, with the Yankees sitting in last place, the Yankees needing Willie Calhoun to be Giancarlo Stanton and Kay and O’Neill having kicked the tour off on Tuesday, there was Cashman holding court in the dugout for 28 minutes prior to Wednesday’s game. There he was lying, cracking popsicle stick jokes the media ate up, and most importantly: making excuses.

3. “We’ve got a good group of people — player-wise, staff-wise, support staff-wise,” Cashman said. “It’s a championship-caliber operation from that perspective.”

Somewhere along the way from being handed the best team in the history in his first year on the job in 1998 to present day, Cashman lost what qualities are needed to be “championship-caliber.” This certainly isn’t it. Again, even without the injuries, this roster wasn’t “championship-caliber.” How can I be certain of that? Because it’s the same roster as last year that wasn’t “championship-caliber.”

4. In spring training, Hal Steinbrenner was asked by Meredith Marakovits about the team’s injury issues over the last four seasons, saying, “We’re doing everything right. We’re doing everything right. We believe that.”

Still believe that, Hal?

Of course he does. We’re talking about the guy who told the world in October that Aaron Boone had done a good job after the Yankees were swept in the ALCS and after the manager who had done such a good job had used the organization’s 2004 ALCS collapse as a motivation tactic. Who do you think is behind the Injury Excuse Tour? It can’t possibly be the owner who also said to Markaovits in spring training, “Do I think we’re good enough to win a championship now? Yes, but we’ve got to stay healthy.” Hal built in the injury excuse with two weeks left in spring training before Severino and Bader got hurt, Rodon’s injury snowballed, and Judge, Stanton and Donaldson all went on the IL.

It takes a special kind of person to see the injuries the Yankees have endured going on now five seasons and still think the organization is handling, diagnosing and rehabbing injuries the right way. In a results-driven business, the Yankees’ results in terms of injuries have been disastrous, and yet, the owner of the team isn’t worried by it. Maybe this is part of the “process is more important than results” bullshit Cashman was spewing at his end-of-the-season press conference in October. It’s an organization-wide belief and it doesn’t seem like it’s going to change.

5. “If you asked me that question in the wintertime or even March, what’s your biggest fear in the early portion of the season?,” Cashman said, “All general managers would say you don’t want to get wrecked with injuries early.”

If you asked me, I would say it’s using the highest payroll in the American League to build the roster Cashman built, injuries or no injuries. It’s comical Mr. Fiscally Responsible Hal Steinbrenner allowed his general manager to spend $300 million in such an irresponsible manner. If as a teenager, your parents had given you $300 to go to the store and buy groceries for the week for your family and you came back with two-dozen two-liter bottles of soda, 14 bags of Sour Patch Kids, six tubs of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, eight boxes of Chips Ahoy cookies, four loaves of bread, seven bags of chips and three overpriced, about-to-expire rotisserie chickens, I don’t think you would be allowed to do the grocery shopping for your family again.

6. “The team we’re currently running out there, that’s not the team we actually anticipated,” Cashman said. “That happens on a continuous basis; typically, you lose one or two guys along the way. But we’ve lost a lot more than one or two guys along the way. We’re patching holes as best we can at this time of year.”

I feel like Maury Povich opening a manilla envelope.

Brian, on May 3, 2023, you said, ‘The team we’re currently running out there, that’s not the team we actually anticipated‘, and the lie detector test determined that was a lie!

Cashman chose to not upgrade the lineup in the offseason. Re-signing Judge and extending Rizzo didn’t change anything. The lineup was losing Matt Carpenter and Andrew Benintendi and Cashman was replacing them with … Aaron Hicks! The season is 20 percent over and Hicks has one more RBI than I do. Then after not doing a thing to his right-handed-heavy, underachieving lineup, Cashman decided to completely disregard the bench, filling it with players who aren’t major-league-caliber. This is the team the Yankees anticipated.

7. Why didn’t Cashman address roster changes in the offseason?

“We were certainly exploring a lot of efforts; if you look at our roster, we were deep on the infield side,” Cashman said. “We were pursuing opportunities to trade from an area of strength if we got the right value. We didn’t get the right value.”

The right value for who? Gleyber Torres? OK, that’s believable. Kiner-Falefa? A baseball player at any level of organized baseball with a pulse would be the right value. Donaldson? A team willing to eat a single dollar would be the right value.

8. “Injuries happen, and ultimately we’re getting a lot of injuries right now,” Cashman said. “That’s certainly killing us. But I have nothing I can convict. If you want to convict somebody, convict me. This is my responsibility.”

Wait! What’s that? Is that accountability? No, it couldn’t be, could it? Is that Cashman taking blame for intentionally building a roster that has scored less runs than an A’s team that is purposely tanking is on pace for 131 losses?

Cashman played this all perfectly. He showed his face publicly and answered questions from the media to keep them happy to fill their word and story counts. He blamed excuses for the Yankees’ shortcomings exactly how his boss wanted him to get unintelligent fans to believe this disaster was unavoidable. Then, knowing he has a lifetime contract, took the blame for the roster since there are no consequences for losing under current ownership.

9. “Don’t give up on us,” Cashman said. “That’s all I can tell you; don’t count us out.”

Cashman has nothing to lose with this statement. If the Yankees’ season unravels to the point of no return, well, he and the organization will have the injury excuse they have gone on tour promoting to fall back on. And if the Yankees somehow miraculously turn it around, everyone will praise him for warning the world to not count out the richest team in the sport.

10. The Yankees have won two games in a row. As Lou Brown famously said, “If we win again tomorrow, it’s called a ‘winning streak.’ It has happened before.” For it to happen they’re going to need to beat the 25-6 Rays who have an 8 1/2-game lead over the Yankees.

If the Yankees have a bad weekend in Tampa, you can disregard Cashman’s warning and officially “count them out” in the division. Then the next five months will be about playing for a wild-card berth and making more stops on the Injury Excuse Tour of 2023. The next performance will be by Hal Steinbrenner.

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The Yankees have lost three straight series, seven of their last 10 and find themselves tied for last place in the AL East. The season is unraveling.

Here are 10 thoughts on the Yankees.

1. I celebrated the New Year and start of 2023 by writing ‘New Year, Same Yankees Lineup’ on January 1.

Here are some snippets from that blog:

I never believed Hal Steinbrenner when he told Aaron Judge he had the payroll flexibility to re-sign him and add more to the roster to essentially close the four-win postseason gap between the Yankees and Astros. And because I don’t believe a word this Steinbrenner says — unless he’s talking about how to implement harsher luxury-tax penalties, which in turn are bad for his franchise’s chances of winning and then every word he says is the truth — I’m not surprised that the Yankees’ lineup is the same it was two-plus months ago when they were laughed out of the postseason for the third time in six years by the Astros. Actually, it’s not the same, it’s worse.

That lineup at least had the potential to have a healthy Matt Carpenter and Andrew Benintendi. The 2023 lineup will have neither, and the only addition made to it this offseason has been to re-sign Judge, a move for which Steinbrenner has been praised. Yes, the owner of the highest-valued franchise in the league that makes more money than all the other teams has been celebrated for retaining the team’s star player, in what should be a given. Steinbrenner has been referred as some kind of folk hero or legend for getting on the phone during his Italy vacation to speak with Judge and eventually agree to give him $360 million of the money he inherited from his father.

If you think there’s still a lot of time left in the offseason, there’s not. The Yankees’ roster you see today is most likely the one on Opening Day. The lineup you’re used to seeing underachieve and disappoint is getting yet another chance to “get over the hump” the team’s manager claims the team has been “close” to getting over in his five season as manager, only to come up shorter each time.

It’s not like anything I wrote was far-fetched, and it’s not like I made any wild, long-shot predictions. It was all obvious because everything about this team has been obvious for several consecutive seasons now. The Yankees internally keep thinking everything will change and work in their favor despite statistic, data, logic, reasoning and common sense suggesting otherwise. Only Yankees employees and the biggest of Yankees homers looked at this time on Opening Day and thought it was good enough to win a championship. After a month, only a fucking idiot could still look at this team and think that.

2. The Yankees have scored 116 runs in 29 games. They have scored the least amount of runs in the AL East, and unsurprisingly, they are tied for last place in the AL East with the Red Sox.

The only teams that have trail the Yankees in runs scored in the AL are Oakland (on pace for 129 losses), Cleveland (on pace for 75 wins), Kansas City (on pace for 123 losses) and Detroit (on pace for 103 losses). Even the White Sox (who are 8-21) have scored more runs than the Yankees. Going back to June 30 of last season, the Yankees are 61-63. A 124-game sample size.

3. Over the weekend, the Yankees lost three of four to the Rangers (including three straight) to finish their seven-game road trip at 2-5. In those three losses, the Yankees seemed to be on their way to getting no-hit by Jacob deGrom before he left the game injured, allowed Nathan Eovaldi to throw a complete-game shutout against them and then let the left-handed Martin Perez shut down their nearly-all-right-handed lineup. The Yankees were outscored 24-8 in the four games and scored four runs in the last three games of the series. Four runs in three games. In Texas!

4. In the second game of the series, this was the Yankees’ lineup:

DJ LeMahieu
Anthony Rizzo
Gleyber Torres
Willie Calhoun
Oswald Peraza
Franchy Cordero
Oswaldo Cabrera
Aaron Hicks
Kyle Higashioka

Here was the Yankees’ lineup from Apr. 28, 2013, 10 years to the day earlier:

Brett Gardner
Ben Francisco
Robinson Cano
Vernon Wells
Francisco Cervelli
Ichiro Suzuki
Eduardo Nunez
Lyle Overbay
Jayson Nix

After 2013, I never thought I would see the Yankees create lineups as poorly constructed as that season, but here we are. And after the postseason expanded to six teams in each league, I never thought there would be a season in which the Yankees didn’t reach the postseason but here we are. There’s a very real chance the Yankees could not be in the top 40 percent of the AL despite having the highest payroll in the AL.

5. Aside from Aaron Judge (who I’m sure will be held out of the lineup for a few days while the Yankees play shorthanded only to later be placed on the injured lis) there’s no help coming. The Yankees are going to have to rely on the likes of Willie Calhoun, Franchy Cordero and Jake Bauers because there’s no one else. The team chose to not upgrade the everyday lineup through free agency or trades in the offseason and completely disregarded building a major-league-caliber bench on top of that. They purposely assembled a recipe for disaster and did so to perfection. This roster with the second-highest payroll in the sport was built this way intentionally.

6. Unfortunately, there’s no change to be made. This is all on Brian Cashman, but for the guy who has a lifetime contract from the Steinbrenner family, a disastrous 2023 season won’t result in any changes. Ownership and the front office will blame the season on injuries. It’s not like the Yankees’ injuries are surprising. Before last season, Judge would spend have at least one stint on the injured list per season. Josh Donaldson has played one “full season” in seven years. DJ LeMahieu came into this season having had his last two seasons end early due to injury. Anthony Rizzo missed 20 percent of last year with back issues that also flared up this spring. Harrison Bader has missed 30 percent of his games since becoming a major leaguer. Giancarlo Stanton and Aaron Hicks have nearly been hurt more than they have been available as Yankees. Carlos Rodon made 31 starts last year and in his other seven major-league seasons made more than 24 once. Luis Severino has started 22 regular-season games for the Yankees since 2019. Jonathan Loaisiga has been the pitcher version of Hicks when it comes to injuries. The Yankees’ injuries aren’t freak, unexpected occurrences. They are the result of oft-injured players getting injured again and again.

7. Injuries aren’t an excuse, but there’s no doubt in my mind the Yankees will cite that as the reason for this season if it doesn’t turn around. This team wasn’t going to be good enough if it stayed healthy. The best-case scenario would have been reaching the ALCS and losing to the Astros for a fourth time in seven years. The worst-case scenario would have been this.

8. The Yankees have buried themselves in the division. The Rays need to go 67-66 to win 90 games. Play one game over .500 for the rest of the season and they win 100 games. The Yankees would need to go 75-58 just to tie them in that scenario. Not only would the Yankees need to play .564 baseball for five months if the Rays play just .504 baseball, but the Yankees would need to separate themselves from the Red Sox and jump the Blue Jays and Orioles before overtaking the Rays. So yeah, the division is over before a game in May has been played.

Seven of the Yankees’ next 13 games are against the Rays, so by the end of play on May 14, we will know if the Yankees officially have a prayer to win the division. We could know well before them if the next few days against the Guardians don’t go well prior to the weekend series at the Trop.

9. I would sign up for a wild-card berth right now. I would take the 6-seed right now and I know what that would mean. It would mean going on the road for all games of a best-of-3, burning two or three of the Yankees’ best starters, and if able to survive, going on the road to Tampa without those two or three best starters. A 6-seed would mean an abbreviated postseason yet again.

In an ideal world, not reaching the postseason would be better than being the 6-seed because not reaching the postseason could lead to front office and managerial changes. But we don’t live in an ideal world, and the Yankees don’t operate in an ideal world where wins and losses matter and payroll is commensurate to team revenue. They operate in a world where “the process is more important than the results” (their words not mine) and everyone’s job is safe and winning is far from the priority. Every Yankees fan knows nothing will change even if this season ends with zero postseason games. Cashman has a job for life and Aaron Boone is his guy. This dynamic duo will be here for a long, long time and seemingly no level of losing, coming up short or incompetence will change that.

10. If the Yankees miss the postseason, nothing will change. If they reach the postseason and lose in the silly best-of-3, the organization will say they were “right there” even though everyone knows they weren’t, aren’t and haven’t been. So I might as well say I would take the lottery ticket 6-seed, which right now feels unattainable with this team.

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The Yankees scored 12 runs on Wednesday. It was four more runs than they had scored in their previous five games combined. One game doesn’t change how bad the offense is and it doesn’t change the fact they have now lost two series in a row.

Here are 10 thoughts on the Yankees.

1. Things are bad, real bad, and the Yankees’ 12-6 win over the Twins on Wednesday doesn’t change that. All that win did was salvage the final game of the series and momentarily pause the Yankees’ dismal play.

The Yankees opened the series by scoring one run in a 6-1 loss, a ninth-inning run that ended the Twins’ shutout bid. The Yankees were thoroughly dominated by old friend Sonny Gray, who threw seven shutout innings. The former Yankee has a 0.62 ERA in five starts this season. He had a 3.08 ERA in 24 starts last season. He had a 3.49 ERA in three seasons with the Reds and a 3.42 ERA in four-and-a-half years with the A’s. But for whatever reason, he had a 4.51 ERA in 195 2/3 innings as a Yankee, a full run higher than his 3.50 career ERA.

When Brian Cashman gave up on Sonny Gray after 2019, he said, “I don’t feel like we can go through the same exercise and expect different results,” and yet, the Yankees are going through the same exercise in 2023 as they did in 2022 and 2021 and 2020 with the offense, and most of the offense was here in 2019 and 2018 as well. So far, the results haven’t been different.

Part of Cashman’s all-or-nothing offenses was Joey Gallo (who the Yankees traded four prospects for) and then traded him away almost exactly a year later. Sure enough, there was Gallo hitting a moonshot against the Yankees on Monday (and again on Wednesday). Like Gray and like every other ex-Yankee, the Law of Ex-Yankees says every former Bronx Bomber has to perform well against them. Whether it’s Gray or Gallo or Thairo Estrada or Gio Urshela earlier this season or pitchers and players like Nathan Eovaldi, Eduardo Nunez and Steve Pearce in the past, it’s just the way it goes.

2. Monday was the second game in a row and third time in four games the Yankees scored a single run. Tuesday wasn’t much better, but it was technically better as the Yankees scored twice, losing 6-2.

“This was better than yesterday,” Aaron Boone said after Tuesday’s loss.

By Boone’s logic, if the Yankees could add a run each day to their previous day’s total then by the weekend they may have enough runs to win a game.

Thankfully, the Yankees didn’t have to wait until the weekend to score enough runs to win.

3. Wednesday’s 12-run outburst was refreshing. It was the most runs the Yankees have scored in a game this season and just the second time they have scored double digits (11 against the Guardians on April 11). Since that 11-2 win over the Guardians, here are the Yankees’ runs per game: 4, 2, 3, 6, 2, 2, 3, 9, 1, 3, 1, 1, 2, 12. That’s a lot of low numbers. That’s 51 runs in 14 games (3.64 runs per game) with 21 of the runs coming in two games. That means in the other 12 games, the Yankees scored 30 runs for 2.50 runs per game.

This isn’t anything new. The Yankees haven’t had a good offense for a long time. Since June 30 of last season they are 60-60. That’s not a small sample size. During that time, they nearly blew a 15 1/2-game lead, squeaked by the Guardians in the ALDS (the Guardians had the tying run at the plate in the bottom of ninth of a winner-take-all Game 5), were humiliated by the Astros in the ALCS, and now are scoring a reasonable amount of runs to win a game once per week.

4. Right now, the Yankees hold the third and final wild-card berth in the American League, so crazy Yankees homers have reminded me “If the season ended today, the Yankees would be in the playoffs.” Well, by that logic, if the season ended today, Willie Calhoun would be a middle-of-the-order bat for the Yankees, they would need to use Gerrit Cole and Nestor Cortes in the best-of-3 wild-card series, and if they were to survive it, they would then draw the Rays and have a combination of Clarke Schmidt, Jhony Brito and Domingo German starting the first two games of a best-of-5. I’m not sure how saying, “If the season ended today …” can be viewed as a good thing for the Yankees. This is a team that had the second-best World Series odds entering the season and is expected to compete for a championship. Yankees fans are now content with being the last team in a six-team postseason field?

5. As I wrote earlier in the week, this isn’t a slump, this is the Yankees offense. This is who they are, and there is limited help on the way. Harrison Bader and Josh Donaldson are upgrades over some of the current everyday options, but neither are going to carry the offense. They just won’t be the automatic outs their replacements have been. (That may be me underestimating just how bad Donaldson is and can be.)

Things are so bad offensively, that Calhoun and his -2.1 career WAR and career .697 OPS have been batting fifth. Fifth! For the New York Yankees in real games! By WAR, Calhoun is the worst player to have played in the majors since 2020. The entire majors. I thought it was bad 10 years ago when Ben Francisco, Brennan Boesch, Lyle Overbay and David Adams batted fifth for the Yankees, but the lineups the Yankees are playing in the first month of this season are nearly as bad.

“There’s no doubt in my mind Willie Calhoun can bang and is going to hit,” Boone said on Tuesday.

Boone isn’t talking about an early-20s top prospect playing his first games in the majors. He’s talking about the statistical worst player in Major League Baseball since 2020. There’s being positive and sticking up for your guys and then there’s just being an outright liar. Boone is the latter. He’s an outright liar. He lies about everything. He lies about injuries, performance, ability, you name it. I wouldn’t trust him to give me the time or tell me what day of the week it is.

If you’re looking for reinforcements in the minors, Jake Bauers has nine home runs and 20 RBIs with a 1.364 OPS in 19 games at Triple-A. If you forget who Bauers is, he’s a 27-year-old who has played parts of three seasons in the majors for Tampa Bay, Cleveland and Seattle. In the majors, he has hit .213/.307/.348 and has produced a negative WAR, just like Calhoun.

“(Bauers) has definitely caught our eye,” Boone said. “We’ll see what happens.”

Of course Boone and the Yankees have their eye on Bauers! As I wrote earlier in the week, the Yankees went into another season with an oft-injured everyday lineup and despite that, completely disregarded building a reliable bench. That’s how you end up with players like Calhoun and Franchy Cordero batting fifth and sixth for a supposed contender and that’s how you get Bauers on the doorstep of being called up and also batting in the middle of the Yankees lineup.

6. The first four batters in the Yankees lineup is the Yankees lineup. Anthony Volpe, Aaron Judge, Anthony Rizzo and DJ LeMahieu. Gleyber Torres is a major-league bat, but he can’t be counted on. Torres’ double and home run on Wednesday were his first extra-base hit in more than wo weeks and his first home run in more than three weeks.

The offense scored five runs in the second inning on Wednesday and it was made possible by a five-run second inning. The rally was started by an error, an infield single and a bunt. It wasn’t until Volpe’s RBI line-drive single and Judge’s three-run, bases-clearing double when the Yankees had something resembling true offense.

7. After Judge’s double, leading by five runs with one out in the inning, he decided it would be a good time to steal third base, so he took off, tried a headfirst slide and ended up faceplanting several feet short of the bag like an infant taking their first steps. Judge got up and ran off the field and down the tunnel with the trainers holding his arm uncomfortably. Thankfully, he was OK, but if he would have been seriously hurt trying to unnecessarily steal third, it would have summed up this shit sandwich season perfectly. Judge is the single-most important Yankee and if he ever gets hurt, just pack up the bats and balls and we’ll see you in 2024. I certainly won’t be sticking around to watch this team without it’s most important player. Think about how bad things are with Judge. Without him? I don’t want to think about it.

8. Since hitting his first carer home run on April 14, Volpe entered Wednesday’s game hitting .263/.404/.421 in his last 11 games and 47 plate appearances. Then on Wednesday he went 2-for-3 with a double and two walks. The scouting report on Volpe at every level has been that he struggles initially and then doesn’t just figure it out but dominates, and that seems to be happening here. The quality of his at-bats are much stronger than they were in the first two weeks of the season (as expected), and he looks like he belongs and looks like he belongs at the top of a major-league lineup. Here’s to hoping he continues to adjust to this level and here’s to hoping he is the Yankees’ solution for a leadoff hitter for a long, long time.

9. It took Boone some time (like most logical things do, if he ever figures them out), but he finally realized that this former leadoff hitter LeMahieu shouldn’t be hitting behind Torres. If LeMahieu isn’t going to lead off, he can’t be hitting behind Torres. Ever. Torres is better than the slop the Yankees have batting 6 through 9, but he’s not better than LeMahieu under any circumstance. LeMahieu isn’t your prototypical cleanup hitter, but neither is Torres. Far from it. The Yankees need to stack as many quality bats together as they can for the time being and that means a 1 through 4 of Volpe, Judge, Rizzo and LeMahieu every day.

10. The road trip continues to Texas where the Yankees begin a four-game series with the first-place Rangers on Thursday. The Yankees will see Andrew Heaney and Eovaldi, who you can expect big starts from based on the Law of Ex-Yankees, Jacob deGrom, who you have to expect a loss against (especially with the state of the lineup) and Martin Perez, who somehow is getting outs in the majors with an extremely hittable repertoire.

The Yankees are not set up well at all to go to Texas right now, considering they’re not set up well to go to Oakland right now. These next four days are likely not going to be good for my health, but I’m prepared for this season to not be good for it. I have Brian Cashman to thank for that.

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The Yankees finished their 10-game homestand with a disappointing 5-5 record. The offense looked every bit as bad as it did from July through October of last season, why wouldn’t it? It’s the same offense.

Here are 10 thoughts on the Yankees.

1. The Yankees are 14 percent through their season, and to date, it’s gone exactly as expected: when they get outstanding starting pitching, they win, and when they need their offense to win the game, they lose.

Nothing about this season has been a surprise, and why would it be? The Yankees brought back the same lineup that slogged through July, August, September and October, and for some reason, expected different results. The Yankees just scored 32 runs in a 10-game homestand and nine of the 32 runs (28 percent) came in one game. A 5-5 homestand against the Twins, Angels and Blue Jays is less than acceptable.

2. Where does anyone think help is coming from? Harrison Bader is a glove-first player with a .722 career OPS. Josh Donaldson has been a glove-only player since the beginning of last season and his entire Yankees tenure. Those two are going to play once they are healthy, but expecting them to save this offense is like expecting Albert Abreu to emerge as the next Mariano Rivera.

3. Aside from Aaron Judge, Anthony Rizzo and DJ LeMahieu, no one can be counted on. Gleyber Torres hasn’t hit a home run in three weeks and doesn’t have an extra-base hit in the last two weeks (after the Brian Cashman Fan Club wanted the Yankees to extend him following the first four games of the season). Anthony Volpe has 82 career plate appearances, Oswald Peraza plays infrequently and Oswaldo Cabrera looks overmatched. Isiah Kiner-Falefa and Willie Calhoun aren’t major-league-caliber players, and when Franchy Cordero isn’t getting middle-middle fastballs, he isn’t one either. Neither Yankees catcher can hit and Aaron Hicks has more RBI than I do after nearly a month of baseball. And who knows when Giancarlo Stanton will be back. I expect him to not play another game this season.

(Stanton saying he’s in “disbelief” that he’s on the injured list again is my favorite quote of all time. He has missed one-third of the team’s game since becoming a Yankee, and that number would be even worse if the 2020 season started on time. “Disbelief” isn’t the word I would use to describe him missing another large portion of a season.)

4. The Yankees had all offseason to address their glaring needs and their three offseason moves were to re-sign their homegrown superstar (a move that deserves zero praise when you’re the richest team in the sport), sign Carlos Rodon, who has thrown as many pitches for the 2023 Yankees as Clarke Schmidt has quality starts (zero) and sign Tommy Kahnle, who has thrown as many pitches as Rodon has.

5. Like the organization’s failure to add any new pieces to the everyday offense, they also completely disregarded their bench over the winter. When you have a 34-year-old second baseman who has been shut down prior to the postseason the last two years due to injury, a 33-year-old outfielder/designated hitter who has only played in two-thirds of the team’s games over the previous five years, an oft-injured 37-year-old third baseman who provided no offense in his age 36 season, a 33-year-old outfielder who has played in only 60 percent of the team’s games over seven years and a center field who has missed 30 percent of regular-season games in the last five years, you might want to have some position player depth and a quality bench. The Yankees decided not to. So their bench is full of owed money (Aaron Hicks), players no other team wants (Cordero), players who won’t appear in another game in the majors once released by the Yankees (Calhoun) and players they overvalue for unknown reasons (Kiner-Falefa). None of those four are capable of pinch hitting in a big spot and succeeding, and none of the four are capable of being late-game defensive replacements. The Yankees’ entire bench holds no value.

6. In the case of players like Donaldson and Hicks who are still only Yankees because of owed money, the question is why? The Diamondbacks have the league’s 21st-highest payroll and designated Madison Bumgarner for assignment, despite owing him $37 million. They got rid of their highest-paid player because he wasn’t performing, feel he’s detrimental to the team’s success and believe his roster spot would be better used on someone else. The Diamondbacks see what may be a wide-open NL West and a chance for them to return to the postseason for the first time in six years and they are going for it.

7. The Yankees, on the other hand, are supposed to be a World Series favorite, generate infinitely more revenue than the Diamondbacks and have a payroll two-and-a-half times that of Arizona and still roster Donaldson and Hicks. The extension for Hicks was idiotic and the trade for Donaldson was foolish, but seeing the Diamondbacks operate the way the Yankees should is disturbing.

8. It’s even more disturbing than Aaron Boone using Michael King in Sunday’s game with the Yankees trailing by three runs late. You may be thinking that move wasn’t a big deal because King had only pitched once in the previous eight days, but that’s the problem. When King threw 25 pitches on April 12 against the Guardians, for some reason it made him unavailable two days later to pitch against the Twins in the eighth inning, in the game Clay Holmes ruined. Boone cited King throwing those 25 pitches two days earlier as to why he was unavailable, but didn’t mention it was the only 25 pitches he had thrown in five days. Sure enough, King was only used once within a week’s span and then was used on Sunday just to get work in, and Boone had him pitch multiple innings in a game that was over. So if the Yankees need King on Monday or Tuesday, he won’t be available.

9. At this point, I think the Yankees have to play Hicks. I know Boone despises him and the chance Hicks gives the anything is close to zero, but there is at least a chance, even if that chance is nearly zero. This is the lineup I would use every day for the time being:

Anthony Volpe
Aaron Judge
Anthony Rizzo
DJ LeMahieu
Gleyber Torres
Oswaldo Cabrera
Aaron Hicks
Jose Trevino
Oswald Peraza

It’s less than ideal. It’s about as far from ideal as a New York Yankees lineup should be. But for now, it maximizes what’s available on this irresponsibly-constructed roster.

10. If you haven’t noticed, all five teams in the AL East are over .500. There are no cupcake games this year within the division. The Orioles have a better record than the Yankees, and while the Red Sox have no pitching, their offense is likely to carry them to a .500-ish record. It’s going to be a battle to win the East and avoid the best-of-3 wild-card series this season. It may be a battle just to reach the postseason with the state of the offense and rotation and if the bullpen continues down its injured and unproductive path.

The Yankees now begin a seven-game road trip against the Central’s first-place Twins and the West’s first-place Rangers. After that, the Yankees get the pesky Guardians and their first meeting with the Rays. It’s going to be a long two weeks as is, and if Judge, Rizzo and LeMahieu don’t hit, it’s going to be even longer.

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